Mild cases of death

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My coworker's cousin got a vaccine once and later they dropped their cell phone and cracked the screen. Coincidence, or proof of the evils of vaccination?

My god! The same thing happened to me but it had been years since my last vaccination. Proof that they stay in your body for a very long time.

Was it a Huawei phone? Possible Chinese conspiracy.

Must have been the magnetisms that caused them to dorp the phone!! Many people still don't believe this despite all the EVIDENSE!!! I thought science was meant to be do your own research?!

I can say for a fact that before I got my vaccines as a baby I had never experienced things like back pains and knee issues that I know face in middle age. People ignore the risks