I have some bad news about the status of the afterlife.
Do you make a habit of reminding kids about air friction coefficients on flying sleds circling the planet in a single night when they muse about what Santa's getting them this year?
Every year dozens of homes collapse due to Santa's sonic booms, he is a menace and needs to be stopped!
It's not a habit I make a conscious effort from october to january every year.
I've always been uncomfortable lying to children...
A friend of mine's parents took that approach and they never got the 'santa' deal. Presents just came from their parents. Theyre turned out a communist, im not sure its related
I have some bad news about the status of the afterlife.
Do you make a habit of reminding kids about air friction coefficients on flying sleds circling the planet in a single night when they muse about what Santa's getting them this year?
Every year dozens of homes collapse due to Santa's sonic booms, he is a menace and needs to be stopped!
It's not a habit I make a conscious effort from october to january every year.
I've always been uncomfortable lying to children...
A friend of mine's parents took that approach and they never got the 'santa' deal. Presents just came from their parents. Theyre turned out a communist, im not sure its related
I haven't but will do so from now on.