Straight men, what's the weirdest thing you've been told you can't do because it's gay?

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Roller blading is less gay than roller skates.

🎶I got a brand new pair of roller skates you got skint you knees, let's get to together and touch together our peepees🎶

I think the outfit determines how homosexual either appears, or if you are actively penetrating a man or being penetrated by a man.

In some coughcough** cultures, penetrating a man is a demonstration of masculinity and dominance and somehow doesn't make you gay.

There is nothing more masculine than gay sex

Fun fact, this is why I got laid so much in Mexico. I took so much straight dong on that trip I should have gotten frequent fliers miles