Pretty sound reasoning here.

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If the barrel is big enough for the hoof to fit snuggly it'll stop the bullet.

Unlike a person, a horse’s hoof will totally only fit in an elephant gun or a howizer, everyone knows that the elephant gun bullets only stop if the elephant puts their trunk in the barrel and the horse would need to be on a ladder for the howitzer. Horses can’t climb ladders, silly.

It's called an elephant gun because it's for shooting elephants. Not because it's the size of an elephant. There is no way a horses hoof or an elephants trunk will fit in the barrel of a gun thats less than an inch a single freedom unit in diameter.

But you know what will? A finger. You're just going to want to shove it in their really good because those cartridges pack a punch.

No, the trunk will stop it.

Also, everyone knows elephants can’t shoot, so why would they need a gun. πŸ€”