What is the best answer to "Sell me this pen"?

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I'm an Engineer. I am not customer facing. Put my pen back.

In fact, if a customer accidentally enters your office,you hiss and hide your face in your cowl like an old school vampire being exposed to sunlight.

I hate cold air blowing on me, and I always wear my hoodie inside. So this is accurate.

Hoodies are the most elite form of clothing and I will die on this hill. So adjustable 😊