I don't see pizza party or ping pong table on that list so you're obviously not a professional.
A real professional knows employees want pizza parties instead of higher pay and they want more responsibilities with the same pay!
:P
Pizza party solves everything!!
Or...a lemon party!
I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?
Make some kind of lemon powered rocket launcher and force life to take it's lemons back!
Make lemonade, obviously
But I have no money and lemons are expensive! If only there was a way we could acquire lemons without paying for them... Anyone know where I could find a lemon tree?
Consult our mutual friend, the Lemon Stealing Whore
I don't see pizza party or ping pong table on that list so you're obviously not a professional.
A real professional knows employees want pizza parties instead of higher pay and they want more responsibilities with the same pay!
:P
Pizza party solves everything!!
Or...a lemon party!
I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?
Make some kind of lemon powered rocket launcher and force life to take it's lemons back!
Make lemonade, obviously
But I have no money and lemons are expensive! If only there was a way we could acquire lemons without paying for them... Anyone know where I could find a lemon tree?
Consult our mutual friend, the Lemon Stealing Whore