What is a mildly funny way to answer the phone?programmatica@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml – 113 points – 11 months ago93Post a CommentPreviewYou are viewing a single commentView all commentsShow the parent commentI've used "Joe's roadside cafe, you kill em, we grill em" beforeMorts Mortuary! You stab 'em! We slab 'em!Mortuary Grill: where yesterday's grief is today's beef! Who can I serve you today?Nice.Joe’s Meat Market. Nobody beats Joe’s meat.Except for Joe. He sometimes beats his own meat.Also works with "crematorium"
I've used "Joe's roadside cafe, you kill em, we grill em" beforeMorts Mortuary! You stab 'em! We slab 'em!Mortuary Grill: where yesterday's grief is today's beef! Who can I serve you today?Nice.Joe’s Meat Market. Nobody beats Joe’s meat.Except for Joe. He sometimes beats his own meat.Also works with "crematorium"
Morts Mortuary! You stab 'em! We slab 'em!Mortuary Grill: where yesterday's grief is today's beef! Who can I serve you today?Nice.Joe’s Meat Market. Nobody beats Joe’s meat.Except for Joe. He sometimes beats his own meat.
I've used "Joe's roadside cafe, you kill em, we grill em" before
Morts Mortuary! You stab 'em! We slab 'em!
Mortuary Grill: where yesterday's grief is today's beef! Who can I serve you today?
Nice.
Joe’s Meat Market. Nobody beats Joe’s meat.
Except for Joe. He sometimes beats his own meat.
Also works with "crematorium"