Corpse:water ratio

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Interesting how you're differentiating between humans of different ages.

a dead baby is alarming at most

Usually just a nuisance

I hate how they'll keep bashing themselves repeatedly into the light bulb... oh... no, wait... I've confused babies with something else again haven't I?

Yeah, only adults can put lightbulbs into their mouths. Although I guess a baby could put a Christmas tree lightbulb into their mouth.

You can fit a regular sized light bulb in a babies mouth if you smash it up first.

Idunno. Might be thinking about moths but also maybe babies.

Hm... Perhaps you're right. I might consider downgrading it on my scale, but then again it's still generally more potentially contaminated biomass than a squirrel though.