Be a gentlemanLt. Worf, son of Mogh@lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 137 points – 11 months ago15Post a CommentPreviewYou are viewing a single commentView all commentsWho the fuck dives with their cigs on them?You don't carry a fanny pack loaded with cigs in waterproof bags along with your dive gear? But what if a marine biologist shows up????That's completely ridiculous. I have almost 200 dives and have NEVER seen a marine biologist underwater. Which is good because I've never had to share my dry boxed Tiparillos.There are many benefits to being a marine biologist. Like free cigs apparentlyWho the fuck dives with a face full of make-up?They exist. I was married to one. edit: Woman who put on makeup before diving. She was not a marine biologist. And probably still isn't.Only on lemmy do you need that edit lmao. The big question is did you also put on makeup firstYou have to if you want to be prepared to meet sexy marine biologists.
Who the fuck dives with their cigs on them?You don't carry a fanny pack loaded with cigs in waterproof bags along with your dive gear? But what if a marine biologist shows up????That's completely ridiculous. I have almost 200 dives and have NEVER seen a marine biologist underwater. Which is good because I've never had to share my dry boxed Tiparillos.There are many benefits to being a marine biologist. Like free cigs apparentlyWho the fuck dives with a face full of make-up?They exist. I was married to one. edit: Woman who put on makeup before diving. She was not a marine biologist. And probably still isn't.Only on lemmy do you need that edit lmao. The big question is did you also put on makeup firstYou have to if you want to be prepared to meet sexy marine biologists.
You don't carry a fanny pack loaded with cigs in waterproof bags along with your dive gear? But what if a marine biologist shows up????That's completely ridiculous. I have almost 200 dives and have NEVER seen a marine biologist underwater. Which is good because I've never had to share my dry boxed Tiparillos.There are many benefits to being a marine biologist. Like free cigs apparently
That's completely ridiculous. I have almost 200 dives and have NEVER seen a marine biologist underwater. Which is good because I've never had to share my dry boxed Tiparillos.
Who the fuck dives with a face full of make-up?They exist. I was married to one. edit: Woman who put on makeup before diving. She was not a marine biologist. And probably still isn't.Only on lemmy do you need that edit lmao. The big question is did you also put on makeup first
They exist. I was married to one. edit: Woman who put on makeup before diving. She was not a marine biologist. And probably still isn't.Only on lemmy do you need that edit lmao. The big question is did you also put on makeup first
Who the fuck dives with their cigs on them?
You don't carry a fanny pack loaded with cigs in waterproof bags along with your dive gear?
But what if a marine biologist shows up????
That's completely ridiculous.
I have almost 200 dives and have NEVER seen a marine biologist underwater.
Which is good because I've never had to share my dry boxed Tiparillos.
There are many benefits to being a marine biologist.
Like free cigs apparently
Who the fuck dives with a face full of make-up?
They exist. I was married to one.
edit: Woman who put on makeup before diving. She was not a marine biologist. And probably still isn't.
Only on lemmy do you need that edit lmao. The big question is did you also put on makeup first
You have to if you want to be prepared to meet sexy marine biologists.