A Riveting Read Rule

Berin@discuss.tchncs.de to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone – 178 points –
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Went looking for some quotes and

"Look. This has been… fun.” Lie. This had been nerve-racking and I needed to go masturbate. “But I have to go. I’ve got stuff to do before I head out again.” Masturbate. “Wizard stuff. Like… secret wizard stuff.” Masturbate.

my nipples explode with the light.

Then you should read the paperwork better.

Now, either walk into that bank and get my money, or I push this button. They'll be finding shrapnel from those bars 3 counties over.

Such shade against those of us who have had wisdom teeth extracted.