Until you eat your vegetables, they are just hopeful intentions

CRUMBGRABBER@lemm.ee to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world – 8 points –

Until you eat your vegetables, they are just hopeful intentions

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Diet is what you eat, not what you buy or what recipes you read on the web.

TIL vegetables have intentions

Are intentions. I [carrot] to do some grocery shopping today.

I knew beets were up to no good.

Just beet it! Beet it! No one wants to beet it, beet it!!!

I used to think that song was about jerking off, but now I realize its about eating healthy. Thats why Weird Al made it a parody about eating unhealthy food.

It can be about jerking off if you want it to.

Also yeah me too.