What can I do in this position? (I'm thunder btw)

fonji@sopuli.xyz to AnarchyChess@sopuli.xyz – 87 points –
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The bishop is split but still stands. I believe in this case it turns into two bishops, one on white and the other on dark. Thus mirroring thunderclouds and lighting.

Google very very frightening

Holy Galileo

New Figaro just dropped

Magnifico!

Actual Italian

I'm going to il vaticano

I hope you'll come back soon. Enjoy your vacation!

(I'm not sure if you're serious or not. I was referring to a recurring joke move called Il Vaticano)
(Also, Galileo, Figaro and magnifico are from Bohemian Rhapsody, just after "very very frightening")

(But I love Italy and I'm actually going back there during easter holidays next year, for realsies)

I was totally seriously referring to the "bishop went on vacation, never came back" joke. Maybe I was longer on r*ddit than you were but that was a thing (or maybe still is). Maybe I was too cryptic, donno.

I ALWAYS forget this one! Thanks for the reminder. Have an awesome day!

Just zapping your opponent should lead to the fastest mate