Some of them literally are...

Zyratoxx@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 809 points –
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"Mind if I share my Xcrement collection to you?"

Damn I should make meme from my comment first.

TBH lots of people think about calling it that.

I saw some similar puns tbh, but I didn't see "Xcrement" yet. On the other hand I've most likely only seen a glimpse of what people came up with...

Also it is weirdly accurate description of 80% of content there.

The name "Twitter" isn't much better. In my head, I call users "Twits" if I'm being kind, and something else less polite if they deserve it.

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I still think Kisses. (the whole XOXO hugs and kisses thing).

Mainly because Elon is homophobic and would hate the fact that his new platform is just a bunch of people kissing each other.

I saw OP putting a brown bag at Musks Door.

This is how it got lightend.

I heard you can order elephant poop and send it to people as a "special gift"

I thought they will be called "Twix"

Only question left: left or right twix?

Edit: definitely right