Nature is calling!

SSUPII@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 266 points –
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Where I live, one of those people would’ve just pooped on the platform before getting on the train.

For some reason, I thought they were all underwater, releasing bubbles up to the slightly choppy surface. Leaving aside physics and, you know, breathing, I was wondering if they were all not pooping because of the embarrassment of watching it float up to the surface.

Anyway, there's probably a lesson in the about scrolling too fast, or too tired or something.

if yours are all floaters then maybe consider a healthier diet

What's wrong with that dude on the right? They could be throwing a poop party right now if it wasn't for him. ☹️

By the looks of his crotch he either has a boner OR has already crapped his pants and is satisfied.