All farts are funny. It's just a matter of degreeSolidGrue@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 66 points – 1 weeks agowolframcloud.comFartology is an up and coming science.11Post a CommentPreviewHotTopNewOldThis calculator is flawed. The allowable range of fart duration is 1-5 seconds, and I've definitely exceeded that on more than one occasion.It's wrong on both ends. (Heh) I've heard deafening quarter-second farts that stop all conversation in a room of 50+ people Can anyone get a higher number out of this?Farts in my sibling's face? Hilarious. Farts in my face? That's like, negative funny.It's more likely than you think.The calculator is automatically flawed. Has no parameter for 0 kids presentI dunno, when I fart at 120 degrees Fahrenheit, shit ain't funny no more...Should be a cool breeze, relatively speaking.Up and coming? Pff. It's a fade that will pass like the windSomeone pulled that formula straight out their assQuality shitpost
This calculator is flawed. The allowable range of fart duration is 1-5 seconds, and I've definitely exceeded that on more than one occasion.It's wrong on both ends. (Heh) I've heard deafening quarter-second farts that stop all conversation in a room of 50+ people
It's wrong on both ends. (Heh) I've heard deafening quarter-second farts that stop all conversation in a room of 50+ people
Farts in my sibling's face? Hilarious. Farts in my face? That's like, negative funny.It's more likely than you think.
I dunno, when I fart at 120 degrees Fahrenheit, shit ain't funny no more...Should be a cool breeze, relatively speaking.
This calculator is flawed. The allowable range of fart duration is 1-5 seconds, and I've definitely exceeded that on more than one occasion.
It's wrong on both ends. (Heh)
I've heard deafening quarter-second farts that stop all conversation in a room of 50+ people
Can anyone get a higher number out of this?
Farts in my sibling's face? Hilarious.
Farts in my face? That's like, negative funny.
It's more likely than you think.
The calculator is automatically flawed. Has no parameter for 0 kids present
I dunno, when I fart at 120 degrees Fahrenheit, shit ain't funny no more...
Should be a cool breeze, relatively speaking.
Up and coming? Pff. It's a fade that will pass like the wind
Someone pulled that formula straight out their ass
Quality shitpost