Better call a girl

psy32nd@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 341 points –
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Sun Tzu's guide to dating

Appear unsure where you are committed, and committed where you are unsure.

If you know your date, and know yourself, you need not fear the outcome of a hundred arguments.

The greatest date is that which requires no activity.

Victorious partners make love first, then go on a date, whilst defeated partners go on a date first, then seek to make love.

Wow that’s actually pretty good. I’m down for a The Art of Love book. Love of War? War of Love?

Keep your main girl close, and your side pieces closer

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