Uh oh, what have I doneMashedTech@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev – 477 points – 1 months ago8Post a CommentPreviewHotTopNewOldMy code is self-obfuscating.Hi I work for Denuvo, do you have a minute?Ah yes, The generated VM and callback-based obfuscator.I don't even need to eat spaghetti. I'm efficient like that.But the code still comes from the same place!I don't think I've ever produced spaghetti code in my life... Because my code never works in the first place.It's okay, we're here for you ❤️im a machine that turns cookies and milk into spaghetti and bugs
My code is self-obfuscating.Hi I work for Denuvo, do you have a minute?Ah yes, The generated VM and callback-based obfuscator.
I don't even need to eat spaghetti. I'm efficient like that.But the code still comes from the same place!
I don't think I've ever produced spaghetti code in my life... Because my code never works in the first place.It's okay, we're here for you ❤️
My code is self-obfuscating.
Hi I work for Denuvo, do you have a minute?
Ah yes, The generated VM and callback-based obfuscator.
I don't even need to eat spaghetti. I'm efficient like that.
But the code still comes from the same place!
I don't think I've ever produced spaghetti code in my life...
Because my code never works in the first place.
It's okay, we're here for you ❤️
im a machine that turns cookies and milk into spaghetti and bugs