'Wouldn't trust them to move my couch': Sen. Elizabeth Warren delivers spirited DNC speech

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'Wouldn't trust them to move my couch': Sen. Elizabeth Warren delivers spirited DNC speech
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It is probably easier to move them when you have a lot of experience grabbing them by the cushion.

I love that applause she got, and how clearly, genuinely she was touched by it.

I struggled a bit selecting a candidate in the 2020 primary, but ultimately voted for Warren. I think she would have done well, but I was fine voting for Biden in the general, and so happy with all he accomplished.

Meanwhile I'm feeling sorry for the 'yo momma' insults JD's kids must get in school.

Yo mama so ugly she gotta cosplay as a couch to get any.

Yo mama so fat, yo daddy checks her for change.

Yo mama so fat, 2 guys from Friends have to yell "Pivot!" to get her up the stairs.

Yo mama so fat and nasty, they film casting couch videos on top of her.