I do not wish to live in the Gummy Universe.

Flying Squid@lemmy.worldmod to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 557 points –
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Can we spare a moment to think about this?

26 lbs gummy?! RIP your digestive system!

Or...

Buy a pack of regular gummy bears, put them in a jar and force them to watch their god being slowly devoured over the course of a year.