A wise man once told me, "Bulk until you hate your body, cut until you hate your life."Moc@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 442 points – 11 months ago9Post a CommentPreviewHotTopNewOldAnd then there is a golden middle, where you hate your body and your life at the same time. This golden middle range increases as we age. This is why old people sometimes are called “of golden age”.My dad is in his late 80s. He likes to say that the "Golden Years" just means you piss yourself a lot.I don't know enough about gold to dispute this.What's gold, Precious?Metal, a precious metalStamp it melt it, shape into a ringMy precious, they stole my preciousBefore your first ever bulk/cut cycle: I'm gonna get jacked then shredded! After your first ever bulk/cut cycle: I'm either fat or tinyI don't lift for looks or strength. I workout for fitness and longevity. looks at cholesterol, blood pressure and resting heart rate ... shit ...
And then there is a golden middle, where you hate your body and your life at the same time. This golden middle range increases as we age. This is why old people sometimes are called “of golden age”.My dad is in his late 80s. He likes to say that the "Golden Years" just means you piss yourself a lot.I don't know enough about gold to dispute this.What's gold, Precious?Metal, a precious metalStamp it melt it, shape into a ringMy precious, they stole my precious
My dad is in his late 80s. He likes to say that the "Golden Years" just means you piss yourself a lot.
I don't know enough about gold to dispute this.What's gold, Precious?Metal, a precious metalStamp it melt it, shape into a ringMy precious, they stole my precious
What's gold, Precious?Metal, a precious metalStamp it melt it, shape into a ringMy precious, they stole my precious
Before your first ever bulk/cut cycle: I'm gonna get jacked then shredded! After your first ever bulk/cut cycle: I'm either fat or tiny
I don't lift for looks or strength. I workout for fitness and longevity. looks at cholesterol, blood pressure and resting heart rate ... shit ...
And then there is a golden middle, where you hate your body and your life at the same time.
This golden middle range increases as we age. This is why old people sometimes are called “of golden age”.
My dad is in his late 80s. He likes to say that the "Golden Years" just means you piss yourself a lot.
I don't know enough about gold to dispute this.
What's gold, Precious?
Metal, a precious metal
Stamp it melt it, shape into a ring
My precious, they stole my precious
Before your first ever bulk/cut cycle: I'm gonna get jacked then shredded!
After your first ever bulk/cut cycle: I'm either fat or tiny
I don't lift for looks or strength. I workout for fitness and longevity.
looks at cholesterol, blood pressure and resting heart rate ... shit ...