Dogs love belly scritches because they can't scritch their own bellies

Encode1307@lemm.ee to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world – 119 points –
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Do you know why dogs licks their own genitals?

Because they can.

Fair trade if you ask me.

Well now I just feel bad for dogs.

Your dog would feel bad for you if it understood you couldn't lick your butt.

Idk, it may be mad that no one ever told it about toilet paper.

"You mean I didn't have to be licking this shit off my ass this whole time?!"

You're talking about an animal that voluntarily dines out on any random poo it finds.