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DumbAceDragon@sh.itjust.works to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone – 436 points –
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One of the ladies then turns to him.

"COMBAT LESBIAN MODE ENGAGED

WEAPONS ONLINE

SENSORS ONLINE

ENGINES ONLINE

ALL SYSTEMS NOMINAL"

Then proceeds to morph into a 10 meter tall Battlemech to scare him off.

The mech has hinged mechanical beasts which clack loudly with movement.

lol I could actually hear this but it took my brain a second to recall where it was from