How Russia wants its recruits to think it'll end up vs. A Sunflower 🌻

PugJesus@lemmy.dbzer0.com to NonCredibleDefense@lemmy.world – 79 points –
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So you're only allowed to have kids if you join. Checks out, I hear they teach sex to new recruits. (in a very surprising way)

"Sergeant, I don't know that this will lead to children..."

"You know what would be better than joining military?"

"...Not being dead?"

"exactly"