Dying wish

Chris Remington@beehaw.org to Jokes and Humor@beehaw.org – 198 points –
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The corn would just turn to a few more flakes of ash. Better to swallow fireworks or something.

Cause I'm TNT, I'm dynamite

(TNT) and I'll win the fight

(TNT) I'm a power load

(TNT) watch me explode

Well you could have your ashes disposed by fireworks if you really wanted.

Easy, just choke on them and the timing will be perfect

Not sure I'll get the opportunity. Can we add that as an option on a will? Just at the mortuary, pre-cremation, remove the organs for donation, then stuff the space with corn kernels and into the oven.

"It's my dying wish. You gotta!"

I can see my spouse facepalming when reading my will.

Unless you die in an hospital, generally in the ER, while in otherwise reasonably good health... they won't use the organs for donations. I've asked.