No Chinese spy balloon can defeat our Yankee ingenuity!

PugJesus@lemmy.dbzer0.com to NonCredibleDefense@lemmy.world – 106 points –
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"to counter balloons, we handed a drunk redneck a shotgun and sent him up in a Cessna"

"As he is now officially a pilot, we classified his methamphetamine as 'go-pills'."