French demon core crock (rule)

puchaczyk@lemmy.blahaj.zone to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone – 134 points –

Inspired by https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/2427956

alt text: The image shows a French butter crock where the butter has been replaced with a demon core. Labeled are the lid, crock, water, and demon core. The water surrounding the demon core is emitting a comforting glow of Cherenkov radiation.

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It’s only a demon core if it comes from the Los Alamos Laboratory region of New Mexico. Otherwise it’s just sparkling supercritical neutron radiation.

As a New Mexico native, I endorse this defense of our proud cultural heritage of blundering nuclear accidents

Mmm yes I like some of that prompt criticality in the morning.