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Will never speak to computers? Not even yelling at them when something doesn't work or you fail at a game??

Also, holy tongue is what I gave your mom last night.

I swear, Google Home is so annoying with its replies... Just shut up and do what I asked you to do!

The self checkout is the worst. It's a windy bastard at Kroger and you can't mute it anymore at our location.

Now I want the self checkout voice to be the Scottish Fat Bastard from Austin Powers.