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neptune@dmv.social to AnarchyChess@sopuli.xyz – 278 points –
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Ok, Jim. Now, please point out to me where the table is on this doll, ok? We're gonna work this out together.

Why call it a "gambit" anyway ? Are we expecting that the opponent will not give in to our ~passionate~ trap and will leave the table, leaving us kissing the air with our eyes closed and looking like ~Hans Niemann~ a stupid ?

Very funny. We all know the real Lover's Gambit goes 1. d4. 2. Qh5 and leave it there no matter what your opponent plays next.