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neptune@dmv.social to AnarchyChess@sopuli.xyz – 278 points –
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Ok, Jim. Now, please point out to me where the table is on this doll, ok? We're gonna work this out together.

Very funny. We all know the real Lover's Gambit goes 1. d4. 2. Qh5 and leave it there no matter what your opponent plays next.

Why call it a "gambit" anyway ? Are we expecting that the opponent will not give in to our ~passionate~ trap and will leave the table, leaving us kissing the air with our eyes closed and looking like ~Hans Niemann~ a stupid ?