Drunk Grizzlies Keep Getting Hit By Trains In Montana

FlumPHP@programming.dev to Not The Onion@lemmy.world – 180 points –
Drunk Grizzlies Keep Getting Hit By Trains In Montana
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Of course it's Montana

They only live in Montana, Wyoming, and Idaho, so there's a 33.3% chance of it being in Montana.

No, it's 50%. They either live in Montana or not.

By that logic, every person has a 50% chance of living in Antarctica. Either they live there, or they don't. Hell, every sports team has a 50% chance of winning a championship. Either they win one, or they don't. Every person has a 50% chance of becoming president of North Korea too.

I could go on, but I'm already bored.

Every one of your examples are correct.

Sigh. It was obviously a joke.