What technology prototype do you think will make it next year?

noroute@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world – 36 points –
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I think science is ready to bring us the turbo encabulator in 2024

When will these boffins stop and question if they are going too far with these dangerous technologies? The current encabulation speed is more than adequate. We need a moratorium on encabulation development until we can assess the societal impact.

Look, the rate of encabulation is one thing, but it's not the entirety of progress in the field. I don't want to see a future where we miss out on real strides in the vector stability of linear torsion resonance. Sure, we can make do with what we have and just accept that we'll never have the capacitance alignment to work accurately for more than two, maybe three linkage cycles. But if the claims about the new magnesium-iridium vortex electrodes are even half true, it'd revolutionise the whole business

And I say that the current encabulation speeds are not more than adequate enough!

I think the world is ready for the hands-free toothbrush.

I would LOVE one of those.

im picturing a robotic version of the face sucker alien with a humpy brush crotch that pre-cums a mild abrasive. hopefully it has a fun sense of rhythm.

Deep learning...

Moisturizer

Air refresher

Door

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