I just had to guard a bank vault against a guy that thought he could open it by bludgeoning it with bananas. Can I use this to negotiate for more paid vacation days?

maximus@lemmy.sdf.org to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml – 49 points –

RIP banana plant guy 2023-2023

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Wut

There was an account that made a ton of posts in different communities implying that they were planning a banana-themed bank robbery. (asking if the bananamobile could outrun a police car was their most popular post, for example)
The account's either been deleted or banned, unfortunately, so there's nothing I can link to.