Passive aggressive

Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone – 374 points –
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People really use the “please don’t reproduce” cliché about the most trivial things. “Your shoe’s untied, please don’t reproduce.”

about the most trivial things

That's so it gets interpreted as a light ribbing.

It would be mean to say it about something that is actually serious.

"You have a genetic disease. Please don't reproduce." *Seinfeld laugh track*

But you don't understand, these people are trying to achieve a society of genetically superior parkers.

Edit: Nosy parkers at that!

Now if I could get condom packets but full of mayo that would be prime. I'd hand them out on the street corner.

Anyone who wonders why it's extra squishy gets a "it's extra lubricant"