“Partisan Hit Job”: Legal Experts Slam Special Counsel’s Biden Report

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“Partisan Hit Job”: Legal Experts Slam Special Counsel’s Biden Report
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Can you imagine if a Democratic council mixed defamatory statements into an official statement like this?

Like, "Trump tried to violently overthrow the government, probably because he has a tiny dick. He's really sensitive. He's really defensive with any questioning, because of his tiny dick. Like, it must be embarrassingly small. We have nothing against small decks, but he clearly does. Because of how insecure he is about his tiny dick."

They would be technically correct which is the best kind of correct

Now you see why Hunter Biden wanted a public hearing before Congress and why Joe Biden probably should have had counsel or witnesses in the room during the interview.

And Vice President Kamala Harris offered her own aggressive defense of the president Friday, calling for the special counsel to have a “higher level of integrity”

Scathing words from the glass of milk! Democrats seriously need to come up with less diplomatic insults. Say that the only thing republicans have filled with more shit is their pants.

SLAMS

Thanks. I'm so fucking tired of it too

Outraged Slang Rant Lemming Says Slam Nixed, Fatigue Blamed.

I’d be ok with it if they were actually body slamming each other, the shit is already pro wrestling