You now have a 1 billion $ bounty on your head and every armed man on Earth is on to you. What do you do to survive as long as possible?

Datman2020@lemmy.fmhy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml – 42 points –

It is not the matter of what if you are found. It's the matter of when.

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Head for The Continental Hotel and hope the rules hold up.

They probably wouldn't. Didn't the woman in the first one break the rules for a bit over 1 million?

In general the actual dollar amounts in the John wick universe always seemed low to me. I always thought they should have used the gold coins more, since their value was more ambiguous

Start singing I'm Gonna Be by The Proclaimers. Anyone who gets too close will just get sucked into it

Alter my appearance as much as possible, as many times as possible. Live on cash. Move location as much as possible, I'll aim to live in my car if I can. Alter my number plate regularly. Get rid of my phone. Live phoneless.

If I'm able I'd also get a gun and a fake ID but not sure if that would be realistic- I wouldn't know where to seek this.

But eventually money will run out. I don't think I would last longer than my savings though. I'd be lucky to live a month.

Post a dating profile with my full information including full HD photos. This will ensure noone contacts me.

Perhaps some billionaire would adopt you and make a game out of defending you :P

They could build a little comfortable environment for you to live.

Then show you off to their friends as the billion dollar bounty guy.

Reminds me of the Star Trek TNG ep where that collector guy captures Data.

Fake my death, Collect the paycheck, Settle in Hawaii or something.