Rule: Goddammit, Jesus, get your own, you fiend!

ivanafterall@kbin.social to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone – 103 points –
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The nunchucks hanging off the doorknob really ties it all together

For including other details, I'm kind of disappointed that he didn't do anything with the curling smoke. It's right there. It's not a rare tactic. Also, I almost hate to give credit to this, but finding a pose where the arm lines up flawlessly between two people was probably hard.

Actually, yeah, for as terrible as this is for so many reasons, the arm merging is on point.

You know what, this makes me realize of an art theme I've never seen before: Jesus willingly doing drugs (especially harder ones). Could even be great as an ad campaign about helping addicts.

This shouldn't count, bit I've definitely seen art of Jesus smoking a blunt before. But I also feel like that's not extremely controversial to most people anymore (even if they might think it in poor taste).

I really hate it, when I try to shot myself with heroin, and this Jesus guy comes around and takes mine.

If your addicted to this shit and you can take a lethal dose and just wake up a few days later, i guess your tolerance would grow high significantly fast, and with that the costs.

So, I guess he just cannot afford it anymore?

This man is chain smoking cigarettes, drinking straight whiskey, railing coke, and shooting up heroin all while playing with a gun, some nunchuks, and vibing with a human skull, I'm assuming during a poker game. Kick ass.