Little gay people on my PC, tell me about your impossible transition goals

smooth_jazz_warlady@lemmy.blahaj.zone to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone – 177 points –
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i just want to be a beautiful forest fairy, is that so much to ask?

I desire nothing more deeply than to shed my mortal flesh and ascend as a fundamental force. I wish to permeate the cosmos, my blood as neutrino, my mind as cosmic radiation. I encompass all things, I am dark matter, the forgotten magic of the universe. Observe me, in my vastness, and tremble as the truth of your fragility is revealed to you.

if you immediately know the candlelight is fire, then the meal was cooked a long time ago