"You're almost completely covered" can mean two very different things at the doctor's office.

NewEnglandRedshirt@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world – 85 points –

(Assuming you have shitty American insurance, anyway)

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"You need to stop masturbating"

  • You are addicted OR
  • Dr is trying to examine you

The fungal infection has spread OR the gown has fallen

Insurance? Clothing? Peanut butter?

Could be a lot of things I guess.