Happy Easter

incompetentboob@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 439 points –
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And in other news, it's Zombie Jesus day again.

OMG it's Saturday, the day after the mean guys tortured jesus to death, and Jesus is going to re-alive himself tomorrow. Saturday is scary, what lifeform was he the day after being brutally murdered, but the day before he re-alived? 😱🧟

It's the day the aliens came in and inhabited his body.