Microburger rule
Sorry this is US-centric. The average European can merely dream of experiencing the freedom to inhale a microburger.
Sorry this is US-centric. The average European can merely dream of experiencing the freedom to inhale a microburger.
I live across the street from a McDonald's. I inhale so many microburgers. Also microfries and micronuggets.
Luckyyyy
I only get to inhale microgasoline fumes from a gas station
Fumes in this case is redundant. Just say you are a consumer of microgasoline
Actually, this statistic is off. Burgerhuffing Georg who does nothing but breathe burger fumes is an extreme outlier and should not have been counted.
Realistically, most Americans will never inhale more than ten microburgers every day
The average is higher because in some parts of the country people are inhaling almost a whole macroburger.
That's okay, the average American can merely dream of experiencing the culture of inhaling all our different junk food fumes. So that makes us even?
I am blessed to live behind a "restaurant" where I get lung fulls of micróburritos.
I'm not getting this one. Is the joke just that Americans eat burgers? (Not American here)
It's just typical tumblr-tier shitposting without any real point, but "Americans like to eat burgers" is definitely part of it