"Why are you the way that you are? Why do you do the things that you do?"
But in all seriousness, the only thing I could think of would be a little bit of "lore" stuff. We can all read between the lines about how this instance came to be in terms of "we want a community that doesn't tolerate jerkasses" that everyone here was tired of jerkasses, but how was the name "Beehaw" picked, where did the admins come together for the first time, what was your first successful heist, and who's going to take the blame for the murder y'all committed together back in the summer of '16?
No nitpicks other than this small typo: