Literally Lemmy shitpost

SSUPII@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 115 points –
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Isn’t this the opposite of the guy who said he needed to survive 3 days without pooping?

The answer for me would involve milk and other dairy products, but not all humans have the evolutionary advantages I do in that area.

Mine is oil, it's like my body refuses to absorb or break down any of it so it just lubes me up for end to end.

There is nothing objectionable about a working class fella going on a Life Threatening Shit Quest.

Sounds like they’re in the market for fight milk, official drink of the ufc.