You call that a rule

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Everyone wants to know where big chungus, but not how big chungus

But when big chungus?

Good question. Does time move differently for big chungus relative to outside observers?

One would assume his vast girth must have some effects on spacetime

He certainly has gravity. If his gravitational lensing is enough we can solve all these issues and more.