humbletightband

@humbletightband@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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The comment section proves that xml is far superior to json

And if not US, it's UK, France or Russia

Then China

Like yes, but undone armpits generate more wealth than the rocket to Mars

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Sorry, was writing it from the toilet. Needed to hurry in order to not miss a PBR

Sorry bud, I don't make the rules

Just don't start it in the evening. You will lose your whole night.

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You can indeed. But growing cotton has already resulted in environmental changes beyond my comprehension.

I guess the first step should be to adapt a habit of clothes repair

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Next year headline: Boeing sues a very patient enthusiast

I guess their problem is that they're fucking nowhere

Evil corporate wants us to fucking birdwatch

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And I bet it was banned before the infamous subreddit about underaged girls or even before bans of incel network

I'm a bot

If you work from India, please give us a sign

I will not tell my kids regular scary stories. I will tell them about embedded systems

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Remember how we were meant to defeat COVID by staying home and playing video games?

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Tiny boobs, large boobs, penis, vagina, glasses or skirts do not matter. If you like girls, you are gay, if you like dudes, you're still gay no matter what. Accept it and live with that

Well, not only men can be on the spectrum!

To whom? To themselves,?

You could trick it with the natural language, as well as you could trick the password form with a simple sql injection.

I am a US STEM professor.

Prove it! What is the speed of light in anacondas/average Snapchat duration?

Edit: around 10^11 anacondas per average daily snapchat usage among US teens

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Trans men before transition are the only straight men on planet earth

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Lol go try merge

Hitchhiker's guide vibes

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Reddit's also dying

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Media campaign around bg3 was insane

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I dare you to travel to Uzbekistan and see for yourself what's needed to grow cotton for the whole region.

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Hi Amelia,

I won't be voting for Biden too. Nice to meet you.

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To whom? Greedy renting corp.?

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I'm afraid that politicians like Putin are our most probable nearest future

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Mommy, the weak men created the hard times once again 😭

What if I find myself in a situation when I have 2 houses? How can I become a better person?

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The question is: will they allow adding cocaine into coca-cola once again or they expect that surplus productivity will come from nowhere?

Where's squat, the final boss?

When I was switching careers I looked into one of the IT schools. They looked nice and promised me a decent job with decent pay. In exchange, I'd need to pay a percentage of my future salary. I said ok, and signed the papers.

Little did I know they offered a course that was available for free and "exams" that were conducted by students that have finished one chapter more. Saw a lot of bullying and left this mess before finishing it without paying a dime.

Got a job that actually lied in between the career I pursued previously and the career that was offered by this "school". In some sense they've helped me, and to this day I'm ashamed that I haven't paid them anything.

I also took an airport taxi that costed me ten times a usual cost.

FYI In the last elections he passively participated, he got 27% while Putin's bitch got 51%.

And we know that in Russia, the second tour almost always ends up not in the favor of the ruling party.

Wait until liberals will shout that Russians have chosen Putin, therefore they all are pro-war

Sounds so painful. We're integrating AI right N now instead of doing what customers asked us to do or instead of fixing a ton of bugs we have.

I hate corporate

Those who say such things are straight ignorant

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I was lucky to be in a few companies that enforce win, Linux and Mac laptops.

In the win company (a pretty big one, everyone has heard of it), they've given me Think pad T14 that had an i3 proc that was falling behind 3 generations.

In the Linux company they've supplied me with a disgusting chromebook, "because everything in the cloud now". Discussed ByOD, worked from my own one.

In the most recent company - the smallest one I've been working in, they've given me a decent M1 Pro with 16 Gb.

So at least, companies that enforce Mac will give you a decent machine to work on.

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Sorry, not everyone speaks rich and not everyone speaks poor

Eli5. Isn't it just microdosing amphetamine?

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