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Wats0ns@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 2022 points –
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The only thing that gets me hard is billionaires not getting their way.

So when you win the Powerball you'll have to be a masochist to fuck?

I mean...im already a masochist when i fuck so...I...I really don't know how we got here to be perfectly honest.

If I win the Powerball I'll be able to afford a good Dom.

Now the real paradox: if I can only cum when billionaires can't get their way but I'm a billionaire and my mistress denies me orgasm, what happens? Does the universe implode on itself?

Nah just donate to charity until you're well below a billion. Even a hundred million sets me up for life, and it has the added bonus of not being so much that my descendants end up as fucking idiots like Musk.

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