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How does that even work? Did mom fk a mouse?

With Jesus all things are possible.

I know nothing about the book, but based purely on your statement, I'm going to go forward with the assumption that it takes an unexpected left turn when the mouse is revealed to be an analogue for Christ, leading up to his death and resurrection which kicks off his march back to the orphanage to lead a new Children's Crusade.

Even weirder, Stuart isn't a mouse. He just looks like one.

I mean, that's for sure what I'd tell you if I fucked a mouse.