There's always next time

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But like for real tho. That’s fucked up 🤣

they didnt adopt stuart little in the original, the mom gave birth to him

How does that even work? Did mom fk a mouse?

With Jesus all things are possible.

I know nothing about the book, but based purely on your statement, I'm going to go forward with the assumption that it takes an unexpected left turn when the mouse is revealed to be an analogue for Christ, leading up to his death and resurrection which kicks off his march back to the orphanage to lead a new Children's Crusade.

Even weirder, Stuart isn't a mouse. He just looks like one.

I mean, that's for sure what I'd tell you if I fucked a mouse.

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A photo of Frodo Baggins from The Lord of the Rings with someone standing behind him, their hands on his shoulders, and a disgruntled look on his face. The caption above the image reads: The other kids at Stuart Little's orphanage watching a family adopt a rat instead of them:

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