20 Stackable Chairs

coyotino [he/him]@beehaw.org to Jokes and Humor@beehaw.org – 138 points –

$100 Description 20 chairs for sale.There are holes in the middle of each of them because of personal project.Can use for refurbishing or anything you like.$100 OBO **PLEASE STOP INBOXING ME ASKING WHAT THE PERSONAL PROJECT IS! THATS WEIRD!

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Looks too clean for that

maybe just clearing the way for farts so the cushion doesn’t absorb them

The project could be "hottest/most destructive fart". If it is, I would like to see the white paper.

Edit: my thinking being that the chairs would be a fairly consistent medium to test against

I would like to believe this, but it looks like there’s a lack of singe marks.

It would help prevent the muffling effect you get from a cushion. If you were really feeling creative you could attach some kind of trumpet to the hole.

or possibly a metal bowl for a premium echo

Or an elaborate series of pipes.

I can see how experimentation like this could easily lead to 20 chairs with holes in them. Now I just want to know if he found the perfect addition - perhaps a tuba or an Alpine.horn or a vuvuzela.

finally put it all together, they’re trying to recreate this for less flexible people

Ah ha, it's silly to expect people to bend in half to.hold the bum trumpets, far better to cut a hole in a chair and fix the trumpet to the underside (but not the bottom - jumbling up.your terms could be a dis-arse-ter).

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