If you found an f35 fighter jet in south carolina, what would you do with it?

bender@insaneutopia.com to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world – 204 points –
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Thats it? If you had a fighter jet, you’d do two chicks at the same time?

Chicks love fighter jets

You can’t pickup chicks in a fighter jet

Oh, you know what? You could bitch about anything couldn't you? We're going to get a fighter jet, and you're worried about chicks. What chicks are we gonna pick up, man? And secondly, how are you gonna pick up chicks in a car that looks like that?

And it’s really hard to have sex in a fighter jet. It's not exactly a roomy interior.

For having sex, the best experience is a minivan.

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