the future is now, old man

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I didn't realize train robber was still an option

An entire life of shennigans and mischief wasted, I COULDA ROBBED TRAINS?!

Also coulda been robbing banks with an avocado, but like me you've been mooching around like a goddamn chump....

Well the goods have become larger and heavier, you'll probably need to kidnap the train before you can rob it.

I suppose I could utilize a larger train to kidnap the train

It was never NOT an option.

We do still have trains, don't we?