Free small fries with every purchase!Flying Squid@lemmy.worldmod to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 657 points – 13 months ago19Post a CommentPreviewYou are viewing a single commentView all commentsSo, can I purchase a sauce packet for 25¢ and get a free small fries?come to the US - free sauce packets! just ignore the chasm of wealth disparity, growing nationalism and maybe being a bullet proof vest. wait... you're not dark skinned, are you? /sThey're starting to charge $0.30/packet in some areas of the US. Clearly this place is going downhill only because of that /sYep. Now we riot.I will gladly pay for the sauce packet if it guarantees they don’t forget it…Yes. But you also get ennui.Isn’t there a vaccine for that?
So, can I purchase a sauce packet for 25¢ and get a free small fries?come to the US - free sauce packets! just ignore the chasm of wealth disparity, growing nationalism and maybe being a bullet proof vest. wait... you're not dark skinned, are you? /sThey're starting to charge $0.30/packet in some areas of the US. Clearly this place is going downhill only because of that /sYep. Now we riot.I will gladly pay for the sauce packet if it guarantees they don’t forget it…Yes. But you also get ennui.Isn’t there a vaccine for that?
come to the US - free sauce packets! just ignore the chasm of wealth disparity, growing nationalism and maybe being a bullet proof vest. wait... you're not dark skinned, are you? /sThey're starting to charge $0.30/packet in some areas of the US. Clearly this place is going downhill only because of that /sYep. Now we riot.I will gladly pay for the sauce packet if it guarantees they don’t forget it…
They're starting to charge $0.30/packet in some areas of the US. Clearly this place is going downhill only because of that /sYep. Now we riot.I will gladly pay for the sauce packet if it guarantees they don’t forget it…
So, can I purchase a sauce packet for 25¢ and get a free small fries?
come to the US - free sauce packets!
just ignore the chasm of wealth disparity, growing nationalism and maybe being a bullet proof vest. wait... you're not dark skinned, are you?
/s
They're starting to charge $0.30/packet in some areas of the US. Clearly this place is going downhill only because of that /s
Yep. Now we riot.
I will gladly pay for the sauce packet if it guarantees they don’t forget it…
Yes. But you also get ennui.
Isn’t there a vaccine for that?